I recently discovered who actually sings this song. His name is Sean Morey and his website is www.seanmorey.com. You can look there for his other helarious songs and their associated lyrics.
I received this WAV file in several different emails from a whole bunch of people. I got sick of huge emails filling my inbox with the same song, so I just posted the file here and told everyone to link to this file instead of sending tons of copies to everyone. (Email is not a file transfer method!) If there is a copyright issue with me hosting a copy of the song, I'm sure Sean Morey or his associates will let me know.